The Love Guru

PG 13
87 Minutes

Genre:

Comedy, Sports

Synopsis

Calling all Toronto Maple Leafs fans - Guru Pitka was once an ordinary American child, until his family left him at the gates of an Indian ashram to be raised by the exhaulted Guru Tugginmypuddha. Growing up in the small fishing village of Harenmahkeester, Pitka was schooled in the inner secrets of spiritual attainment along with his friend and sole rival, Deepak Chopra. But now, Chopra is a massive celebrity in America, and Pitka is still playing second-fiddle without even an "Oprah" episode on his resume. Determined to share his unending insights into the nature of life and get famous to boot, Pitka responds to a fateful call for help from Jane Bullard, owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team when her star player, Darren Roanoke has gone overnight from being a big hero to a big zero-scorer.

Director

Marco Schnabel

Closed Captions:

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The Love Guru